Corporate Jungle Brother is Watching You

Posted: June 3, 2013 in Rat Race
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6:30 JT (Jungle Time) out the door and headed to the rat race lane. Sky was cloudy and the air was a bit chilly, but here in this region of the concrete jungle we can have all four seasons in one week.

I must admit traffic was smooth. Very nice. Took the moment not to check my emails, blogs, and other miscellaneous items while driving because I knew it was going to be a good day. Arrived at the corporate office, took out my prison badge, swipe, and presto! I am in. As usual I take the stairs head to my cage and start the day with the usual routine, but I felt like being extra alert and observe some of my fellow constituents. Thought it would be a good day to watch reality TV without the script. I compiled a list of what I noticed, others were stories I heard. Only the names are changed to protect the “innocent.” So here we go:

  1. I never understood how people could have patience to wait for an elevator that takes them up one flight of stairs but will huff and puff when only one register is open at Macy’s.
  2. It really is not a wise practice to pull up porno sites on the job. You WILL get fired.
  3. Tongue kissing your girlfriend in the main lobby is inappropriate. Keep it behind closed doors buddy!
  4. Do not stand in the middle of the walk way during lunch time letting everybody know you are talking to a bill collector.
  5. How come “Susie” did not wash her hands after using the bathroom? Does she really expect me to eat her casserole?
  6. Is it just me but does anyone else notice how “John” never has any money or utensils to eat his lunch with but walks in with $100 pair shoes?
  7. I was not aware we could watch a three hour movie on the job at the desk. Must have missed that memo.
  8. Do not pull Facebook on your monitor when you sit right next to the VP’s office and say you are working.
  9. Do not yell at the top of your lungs you have no work to do.
  10. If you work out during lunch, it is okay to take a shower. Your co-workers will understand.

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