Credit Decline

Posted: November 1, 2013 in Concrete Jungle Life
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Corporate Hood Rat Corporation
SV-000-00-00
123 This is How We Roll Blvd
Concrete Jungle, Nation 00000

Notice Date: November 1, 2013

Eager Beaver
101 Wanna Be Rich St
Somewhere Over the Rainbow, State 111111

Credit Application: 111112222233333

Dear Eager Beaver:

We have reviewed your request for credit. Unfortunately, you are not eligible for the following reason (s):
•Your credit is jacked!
•Your FICO Score is HILARIOUS.
•You don’t pay your bills.

We would love to extend credit to you but as you well know, your credit is jacked up. You may reapply when you get your act together.

Respectfully,

Jungle Hustlers

Corporate Hood Rat Corporation, Nation!

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Comments
  1. Susan P says:

    That’s about the size of it.

    • ladycheetah7 says:

      Isn’t it? I have to review complaints (fun) and look for breaks in processes and give feedback. It can grind on the mind and I was thinking what would a denial letter look like if we could set aside being professional for a moment. I had so much fun with this it actually looked like I enjoyed my job…lil

  2. 😆 Love this letter. You must do more of these!

  3. The Dancing Rider says:

    I loved your letter! So fun! Interesting job, too. 🙂

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