Credit Solicitation

Posted: November 11, 2013 in Concrete Jungle Life
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Corporate Hood Rat Corporation
SV-000-00-00
123 This is How We Roll Blvd
Concrete Jungle, Nation 00000

November 2, 2013

Desperate House Hustler
200 Big Baller Avenue
Semi Trump Status, State 3333333

Dear Desperate Hustler:

You have been preapproved for the Golden Level Credit!

Credit Limit: $10,000
YOU were specially chosen for this offer 0% interest with a transfer balance at 2%. Here is what we can offer you:
•A range of services you do not need.
•We will throw in unnecessary insurance that includes things such as rabbit foot coverage, shaky knee syndrome, and such the like.
•And many, many more!

Here is what we need you to do. Sign your life away by giving us your social security number, driver license, current address and financial information. CALL US NOW so we can approve you TODAY!

Respectfully,

Jungle Hustlers

Corporate Hood Rat Corporation, Nation!

Disclaimer: If you do not pay, we will jack your APR to 28%, decrease your credit limit, harass you with pleasure until we get paid in full or close the account and continue to sell your account until we can negotiate an offer with a dead beat.

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Comments
  1. The Dancing Rider says:

    Oh, I’ve GOT to go for that offer!

  2. 😆 😆 Haha!

    And this is scarily what happens!

  3. Susan P says:

    We got caught in that jungle. Never again. And whoever is running the scam telling people they are getting free money should go pound salt.

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