2014 Corporate Hood Bucket List

Posted: January 22, 2014 in Concrete Jungle Life
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1. Strategically plant fart bombs in the covered parking lot.
2. Secretly gift the most hated co-worker with Gummy Bears dipped in Ex-lax.
3. Come to work with hair rollers and elephant shaped slippers.
4. Open up every conference call with “Eye of the Tiger.”
5. Light up a blunt at the desk for shock value and medicinal purposes.
6. Run up and down the aisles singing the theme from Fame.
7. Moonwalk on the cubicles.
8. Post Free Happy Hour Signs from 3-7 p.m. on all the major conference rooms.
9. Wear a shirt that reads “Suck it!” during a manager meeting.
10. Change my telephone greeting to “I’ve got 99 problems and a b**ch ain’t one. If you havin’ girl problems I feel bad for ya son…” by the great Jay-Z.

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Comments
  1. 😆 You know, I could see the professor doing some of those!

  2. The Dancing Rider says:

    Yes! How fun!

    There is another shirt you might like, from “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” series:

    “Consider this a fair warning” 🙂

  3. Susan P says:

    Love how you take the pain and recycle it with humor.

  4. Bethy says:

    I really like #3! If you find elephant slippers let me know…I love elephants! 🙂

  5. Love them. My favourite however is item number 4. What could be the reason for that I am left wondering?

    Shakti

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